The Sopranos (TV Series)

Toodle-Fucking-Oo (2000)

Paul Herman: Beansie Gaeta

Quotes 

• Beansie Gaeta : [after greeting him]  so when did you get out? How come nobody told me?

  Richie Aprile : It's funny, Paulie 'Walnuts' told me he ran into you this morning

  Beansie Gaeta : Hey, honest to fuckin God, nobody said a word

  Richie Aprile : Just shut the fuck up

  Richie Aprile : [after Beansie sits down]  I did a lot of meditation in the can on this

  Beansie Gaeta : On what?

  Richie Aprile : I can't believe how crazy things get, do you ever meditate?

  Beansie Gaeta : [Amused]  me? Meditate? Are you crazy?

  Richie Aprile : Not as crazy as I used to be, still crazy enough to take out an eye out

  Beansie Gaeta : What's going on here?

  Richie Aprile : Ten years: not even a pleasant "go fuck yourself" from you I get

  Beansie Gaeta : You know, I always asked how you were doing

  Richie Aprile : The other two stores doing as good as this?

  Beansie Gaeta : Come on, you know? It's "a grind"

  Richie Aprile : [Sternly]  that doesn't answer my question

  Beansie Gaeta : Hey look, I know you're a "made guy" so I lose either way but I always respected you and your brother Jackie. I'm no "victim" here, I'm not some "grease ball" store owner. I'm sorry, I will not be "shaken down"

  Richie Aprile : Suckin up to Tony Soprano has done wonders for you. I go away, I come back... you're a tough guy

  Beansie Gaeta : Don't do this

  Richie Aprile : Don't do what? Take what's owed to me?

  Beansie Gaeta : What's owed to you?

  Richie Aprile : I put you "in action." You got bad memory, veal parmesan sandwich... fuck you. I'll be back every Saturday partner

  Beansie Gaeta : You know I don't fuckin believe what I'm hearing here, I'm being shaken down for what? What did I do? Tell me what did I do? This is not right, I'm not gonna fuckin lay down. I'll step up

• Tony Soprano : [while visiting him in the hospital]  listen, do me a favor? Don't listen to these fuckin doctors, when it comes to spinal injuries, everything's a mystery to them: Paulie, he had this cousin got ran over by a forklift and broke his back. The guy's dancing Tango competitions

  Beansie Gaeta : [after Tony helps him wipe his nose]  thanks, I might not be able to wipe my own ass, you know that?

  Tony Soprano : The nose is as far as I'm willing to go

  Tony Soprano : [as Tony sits closer]  you're a thousand percent sure it was Richie Aprile driving that car?

  Beansie Gaeta : A thousand percent? No, a fuckin a million percent. Let me tell you something: his lucky I ain't no rat fuck because the law knows that wasn't no "random" hit and run

  Tony Soprano : Hey, don't start talkin foolish. We're "old school", right? We "wash" our own "dirty laundry"

  Tony Soprano : [When he doesn't respond]  hey, am I right?