The Sopranos (TV Series)
University (2001)
Jamie-Lynn Sigler: Meadow Soprano
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Quotes
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Carmela Soprano : [pleasantly surprised to see her, while in the kitchen] What're you doing home? Don't you have class?
Meadow Soprano : It's Friday: only in the mornings
Carmela Soprano : You got a postcard from the dentist, it's time to schedule a cleaning
Meadow Soprano : God, I just went. It smells great, what is that?
Carmela Soprano : It's a Bundt cake for AJ's fundraiser
Meadow Soprano : Nice shoes, daddy home?
Carmela Soprano : His upstairs
Carmela Soprano : What's with you? You seem...
Meadow Soprano : [interrupts her] What?
Carmela Soprano : Nothing, I don't know
Meadow Soprano : Hey, you know what I read? their making a movie with Eloise
Carmela Soprano : Really? That should be cute
Meadow Soprano : It's supposed to come out around Christmas or something: you remember at The Plaza that time, the kid kept calling her "Heloise?" And I almost got into a fight with her?
Carmela Soprano : Yes, that little Spanish girl
Meadow Soprano : She was so annoying
Carmela Soprano : I can't believe you even remember that, you were like nine or something?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [while entering the kitchen, kisses her on the cheek] Hey
Meadow Soprano : [uninterested] Hello
Meadow Soprano : [to her mother] So anyway, when it opens, we are so there: you and me
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [sarcastically to Meadow] I know your excited to see me but try to control yourself
Carmela Soprano : So, how's school? What's new?
Meadow Soprano : Caitlin's still a pain, she cries like over everything
Carmela Soprano : Probably misses her home: the poor thing
Meadow Soprano : [referring to her boyfriend Noah Tannenbaum] Thank God for Noah though, he's the only one who can calm her down. She started pulling her hair out last night when she saw a scary movie. She does it all the time now, her scalp is like all raw
Carmela Soprano : Oh my God
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [jokingly] Nothing like a straitjacket wouldn't cure
Meadow Soprano : [sarcastically] Sorry, I forgot it's Mr. Sensitivity who doesn't have any problems of his own
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm agreeing with you
Meadow Soprano : [before leaving] Like you have a clue
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [irritated] Jesus Christ, what the fuck already?
Carmela Soprano : [referring to the conflict between Tony and Meadow] Cut her some slack, she's under a lot of strain and you did start this
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Noah] Did you see? How I didn't rise to the bait? The mulligan? A lot of good it did me, does anybody!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [when Carmela ignores him] It's still going on
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Noah Tannenbaum : [angrily, referring the low grade he received caused by Caitlin interrupting him] C fuckin minus and it's all her fault: for six hours I'm trying to work and she won't stop
Meadow Soprano : Tell me about it
Noah Tannenbaum : The questions, the whining, the crazy God damn nonsense, I mean she starts crying about her economics class, she doesn't get it. So, I give her my notes from last year, I'm talking "primo" notes, I got an A but even that's a problem: she doesn't understand my writing
Noah Tannenbaum : [impersonating Caitlin] What does this word mean?" Blah, blah
Meadow Soprano : Nothing's ever enough with her
Noah Tannenbaum : I mean, I know I'm the RA but technically she's not even on the floor, C minus
Noah Tannenbaum : [sarcastically, talking to himself] Very beautiful Noah
Meadow Soprano : It's not that bad, ok?
Noah Tannenbaum : I want options when I graduate, I'm going to law school in two short years and C minus is fucked for me
Meadow Soprano : It's early in the semester: you'll make it up
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Meadow Soprano : [after knocking on her door and waking her up in the middle of the night] Hi
Carmela Soprano : [surprised to see her] When did you come in?
Meadow Soprano : Just now: sorry, were you sleeping?
Carmela Soprano : [sarcastically, turns on the light] It's a good thing we're paying for that dorm room
Meadow Soprano : Caitlin's being a pain again I can't sleep there: forget about studying
Carmela Soprano : Oh, like you were studying at 2am?
Meadow Soprano : Noah and I took her out for her birthday. She's all depressed to begin with, then she starts having conniptions about this homeless lady in the street
Carmela Soprano : [sighs] And how are things with Noah?
Meadow Soprano : His going up to a college in New Hampshire with his friend from LA, he said he told me about it but I know he didn't, don't you think it's weird he'd just do that?
Carmela Soprano : I don't know, I don't really know him
Meadow Soprano : And his friend Josh, I guess his ok
Carmela Soprano : So, you two are still dating then?
Meadow Soprano : Is that a problem?
Carmela Soprano : You started this conversation. The dentist called: you never scheduled your appointment
Meadow Soprano : I'm sorry I forgot, I'll do it
Carmela Soprano : And Jackie Jr. says hello
Carmela Soprano : Noah's great but he can be odd you know, it's like one minute his all affectionate and the next minute, he's a totally different person
Carmela Soprano : Are you in love with this boy?
Meadow Soprano : [referring to them to already having intercourse together] I don't know... I guess so. I mean at this point, I better be
Carmela Soprano : At what point? What does that mean?
Meadow Soprano : I'm sorry, we are so not having that conversation
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Noah Tannenbaum : [while meeting in a restaurant] how was the flight?
Len Tannenbaum : besides from Tim Daly chewing" my ear off for an hour, it was wonderful
Meadow Soprano : the guy from "Wings"? You know him?
Noah Tannenbaum : [referring to his father handling his contract for the TV show] he did his deal for The Fugitive
Len Tannenbaum : usually, I enjoy the flight from LA to New York, five hours without interruption. It's the only time I get to do some "real work"
Noah Tannenbaum : [to Meadow, referring to his father] it's unbelievable, he flies first class, personal DVD player with any movie he wants and never opens the case
Len Tannenbaum : [to Meadow] it's bad enough representing them, I have to "suffer" through their movies too?
Meadow Soprano : God, it must be exciting being an entertainment lawyer: meeting all the celebrities
Len Tannenbaum : it beats working for a living
Noah Tannenbaum : his in town to meet with Dick Wolf
Meadow Soprano : the sportscaster?
Len Tannenbaum : [listing Wolf's credits] actually, he's a TV producer, Special Victims Unit, Law & Order
Noah Tannenbaum : New York Undercover
Meadow Soprano : I used to love that show
Len Tannenbaum : so, what business is your father in?
Meadow Soprano : actually, he's in "Waste Management"
Len Tannenbaum : toxic chemicals? Medical Waste? That sort of thing?
Meadow Soprano : yeah, sort of: environment clean up