The Sopranos (TV Series)
Where's Johnny? (2004)
Tony Sirico: Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri
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Quotes
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Salvatore 'Sal' Vitro : [regarding Feech] What did I ever do to this guy?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : They release these fucks from the can. Obviously, he wasn't rea-bull-ated.
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Feech La Manna : [telling Tony his version of events, during a sit down, referring to Paulie] and then from nowhere, he cracks the one kid's head with a shovel, and the other one he knocks out of the tree
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to Tony] he jumped out of the tree and came at me with a chainsaw, I got a right to defend myself, Tone
Tony Soprano : [to Paulie] alright, take it easy, relax
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to Vitro's lawn mowing business] Sal Vitro's been working the area since my ma was still working at Kresge's. I should be able to help out a kid from my own neighborhood
Tony Soprano : [after thinking it over, to Feech, referring to Paulie] alright how about this? Vitro and your nephew will split the area, east of Dire is yours, west of Dire goes to him. For the broken arm, I don't know, give him five hundred bucks
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I already told the guy twelve
Tony Soprano : there's fuckin compromises in life Paulie. Alright, make it a grand: pain and suffering. Naturally, I want my "taste", retroactively because this is the first time I've heard anything about this
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [meeting in a bar, referring to the dispute Sal has with Feech La Manna] My aunt told me about it
Salvatore 'Sal' Vitro : What did I ever do to this guy?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : They release these fucks from the can. Obviously, he wasn't rehabilitated
Salvatore 'Sal' Vitro : [referring to the land he mows lawn for he lost to Feech La Manna] It was my livelihood
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to Sal's broken arm] I don't have a yard anymore, I'm in a condo. Otherwise, you know, I'd have you out there with your snippers, even with your "bum wing"
Salvatore 'Sal' Vitro : My wife, at this point... got me thinkin of going to the cops
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What're you talkin about? Where are you from?
Salvatore 'Sal' Vitro : I don't know what to do
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : You got friends, don't you?
Salvatore 'Sal' Vitro : You know I always stay clear of this "stuff"
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What "stuff"? I go and talk to the guy for you: get you back your stops, I know him
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [jokingly, greeting him] There he is: the king of breadsticks
Feech La Manna : [before hugging] Breadstick up your ass, come here, you
Feech La Manna : [referring to Tony Soprano] How's the kid, Tony?
paulie 'walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to Tony and Carmela's Separation] His good, you know but if you ask me, he should've stayed with Carmela
Feech La Manna : what can I do for you?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I got a guy, I think you may have run into him. A guy named Sal Vitro, cuts my aunt's grass. He says your nephew is moving into his neighborhood, Franklin Parkway
Feech La Manna : [confused] His neighborhood?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : His been working there back when I was living there even. Anyway, I'm here to put in a word for the kid, so do me a favor? You and your nephew over there, lay off
Feech La Manna : [jokingly] This fuckin gardener, he cut the hair off your balls too?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : He's a friend of my aunt Mary's
Feech La Manna : Which is why he don't belong to nobody
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [irritated] What'd you know who belongs to what? You've been away for twenty fuckin years
Feech La Manna : [raises his voice] Which entitles me to earn
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [raises his voice] Which entitles you to shit. In my book, you get points for staying out of the can
Feech La Manna : [raises his voice louder] Then good thing for me, you're book don't mean "oogatz" to me. What's yours is yours, but what ain't yours is everybody else's. Now do yourself a fuckin favor and get the fuck outta my shop!