- Zorak: That went on for... ever. Luckily, Boston came by and picked me up.
- Space Ghost: Oh, bull.
- Zorak: They said they needed a keyboardist, and I said, "I'm your man-tis."
- Moltar: And we're clear.
- Space Ghost: Well, that wasn't very good.
- Jerry Springer: I'm sorry.
- Space Ghost: Oh, no, it's all right, really. You're just not very good.
- Sarah Jessica Parker: Did you create the show?
- Space Ghost: By create, you mean write, produce, direct and star in?
- Sarah Jessica Parker: Yeah.
- Space Ghost: Then, yes. I created it... for you.
- [whispering]
- Space Ghost: For Christmas!
- Sarah Jessica Parker: In my wildest fantasies, I never imagined that I would really be invited to be on your show.
- Space Ghost: Mmmmmmmm... WILD fantasies.
- Sarah Jessica Parker: You have a... I don't know, something about you.
- Space Ghost: Would you like to have some of my... sex? With me?
- [Space Ghost is threatening Zorak]
- Jerry Springer: Whoa!
- Space Ghost: Whoa is what America's going to be saying when I spin his head off so fast it'll TRAVEL BACK IN TIME!
- Zorak: Blah blah blah blah.
- Space Ghost: Oh, you WANT the time-travel spinning head!