- Beastial: Come on, you scum-suckers! Suck more scum!
- Dr. Naoko Yamada-Jones: I can't believe believe Peter is such a coward, running off like that!
- Shane Yamada-Jones: He didn't run, Mom. He's just taking pictures. You'll see.
- Spider-Man: Hmm... I wonder what chili dogs are made of here on Counter-Earth? On second thought, Spidey, you don't want to know.