- Sarah Baker: Mac! What are you doing? If they caught you, they'd put you in jail! I'd never see you again!
- Scorpion: But Sarah, honey, don't you want me to be normal again?
- Sarah Baker: We'll get the money. I've already saved 500 dollars!
- Vulture: Wow! Five Hundred *whole* dollars! By the time we get the rest, my younger self will look like I do now!
- Scorpion: Don't you ever insult her again!
- Baby Silvermane: [Smythe has managed to capture Spider-Man] Good work, Smythe! This is one bonus of which I approve.
- Alistair Smythe: Thank you, Silvermane.
- Spider-Man: Did he say Silvermane? Silvermane is alive?
- Baby Silvermane: Spider-Man, I shall make a trade to swap your age for mine. And with your powers, I will be unbeatable!
- Alisa Silvermane: Excellent idea, father.
- Spider-Man: Silvermane is that baby?
- Black Cat: So, here's another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into, Ollie.
- Spider-Man: Any bright ideas, partner?
- Black Cat: Did I hear you say "partner"?
- Baby Silvermane: [Vulture has plugged himself into the device] I can't swap energy with him. Stop him!
- Alisa Silvermane: [points her blaster at Spider-Man] Get back into the machine!
- [Black Cat knocks her aside]
- Spider-Man: Thanks, partner.
- Black Cat: Don't mention it, partner.
- Black Cat: [after the battle] Did you mean what you said about us being partners?
- Spider-Man: Well, now that the neogenic genie is out of the bottle, I'll probably need all the help I can get.
- Black Cat: Are you sure I'm not just a temporary convenience?
- Spider-Man: You were terrific back there and I'd be proud to have you fight by my side. Not only that, but I really care about you. Partners?
- Black Cat: [lifts his mask up a little and kisses his cheek] That and maybe more. Catch you later, Spider!
- [grapples away]
- Spider-Man: You know, I think my life just got a lot more interesting.
- Alistair Smythe: [to Scorpion] You are a freak of nature whom I shall eliminate!
- Spider-Man: Great line coming from a cyborg!