SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Grandma's Kisses/Squidville (2001)

Sirena Irwin: Squid #1, Squidette

Quotes 

• [Looking for Squidward in a crowd of squids] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Squidward?

  Squid #2 : No.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Squidward?

  Squidette : No.

  Patrick : [to a fire hydrant]  Are you Squidward?

  [silence] 

  Patrick : It's okay. Take your time.

• Man with clarinet : What's going on over here?

  Squidette : It's that guy! He's playing with the reef blower!

  Man with clarinet : Playing... with the reef blower? That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of!

  Squidward : But it's fun!

  [the man guffaws] 

  Man with clarinet : How could you possibly have fun with those oversized hair dryers?

  Squidward : Like this!

  [He sucks away the man's clarinet] 

  Man with clarinet : Ahh! Give it back!

  [Squidward fires the clarinet right back in the man's face]