SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Grandma's Kisses/Squidville (2001)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Gary, Squid Guard, Squid #2

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Quotes 

• Patrick : You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like one.

  SpongeBob : Yeah! Oh, but I'm not sure I know how.

  Patrick : Allow me to demonstrate. First, puff out your chest.

  [SpongeBob puffs out his chest] 

  Patrick : Now say, "tax exemption."

  SpongeBob : Tax exemption.

  Patrick : Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz.

  [Both listen intently to jazz music] 

  Patrick : Okay, you're ready.

• [Looking for Squidward in a crowd of squids] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Squidward?

  Squid #2 : No.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Squidward?

  Squidette : No.

  Patrick : [to a fire hydrant]  Are you Squidward?

  [silence] 

  Patrick : It's okay. Take your time.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [throwing a tantrum]  I don't wanna grow up! I want cookies! And milkie! I want a sweater with love in the stitches! I wanna wear diadeys! I wanna ride in my wagon! I wanna cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Stuffykins! I wanna rocky-rock on my seahorsey! And I want kissy-kissy on MY boo-boo!

  [throws himself down on his grandma's floor and sobs] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [hugging the wrong Squidward]  Squidward, we finally found you!

  Squid : Get off me, and I'm not Squidward!

  Patrick : [after a small pause]  Are you Squidward now?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [to Patrick as Squidward runs past]  That looked like Squidward!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [an angry crowd runs past]  That looked like Squidward also! In angry mob form!

• Patrick : All right, this is it. What are you going to tell your grandma?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm a grown-up!

  Patrick : No ifs, ands or buts about it!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

  Patrick : Then you get behind her and I'll push.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, we didn't say that.

  Patrick : Oh, right.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Wow, everyone's in a good mood today.

  Squidward : I love bursting your bubble, SpongeBob. They're laughing at you, not with you.

• Fish : Hey, it's grandma's boy! Kushy-kushy-kushy!

  [everybody erupt in laughter] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, you're wrong! There's nothing wrong with getting kisses with your grandma!

  Fish : No, especially if you're a big baby who wears diapers!

  [everybody laughs again] 

  Fish : And sucks his thumb, and plays with dolls, and umm...

  [everyone stops laughing and start staring at him] 

  Fish : ... wears pajamas with feet in them, and carries his, umm, blankie around, and...

  Customers : [yelling]  All right already!