SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Jellyfishing/Plankton! (1999)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles

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Quotes 

• Plankton : Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.

  Squidward : Mediocre?

  Plankton : You pretentious, insignificant artist. Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste.

• SpongeBob : Hey, Squidward. We're going jellyfishing.

  Squidward : Of course you are.

  SpongeBob : Wait. Don't you want to join us? We made a net especially for you.

  Squidward : [Sarcastic]  Me? Go jellyfishing with you guys? Oh, that would be the best day ever in my book. I would love to go jellyfishing. I can't think of anything better to do in my day off than go jellyfishing with my two best friends, SpongeBob and, uh...

  Patrick Star : Patrick.

  Squidward : Right. But I can't. Goodbye.

  SpongeBob : Next time, then?

  Squidward : Oh, sure. Whatever.

• Squidward : One Krabby Patty for table two. SpongeBob, I don't have all day.

  SpongeBob : [French accent]  Oui oui! Un Krabby Patty, Monsieur. First, le patty.

  [Tosses the patty in the air and catches it with his pores] 

  Squidward : Come on, SpongeBob!

  SpongeBob : Next, les ingredients. Aiee!

  [Tosses the ingredients in the air and catches them with his pores] 

  SpongeBob : Le mustard.

  [Squirts mustard in the air and catches it in his eye] 

  Squidward : Le quit fooling around. Where's my Krabby Patty?

  SpongeBob : Le hold on a second.

  [Takes off his head, shakes it, and puts it back on] 

  SpongeBob : [Reaches under Squidward's nose and pulls out the completed patty]  And voilá! It's under your nose.

  [Laughs] 

  Squidward : Ha-ha! You're killing me, SpongeBob. Ha-ha! You really are.

• [last lines] 

  Squidward : [after the Queen jellyfish zaps him, a painful Squidward's cast shatters in pieces, leaving him with black marks]  Ow.