SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Jellyfishing/Plankton! (1999)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants
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Quotes
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[Plankton has SpongeBob in his power and is about to make him drop a Krabby Patty into his analyzer]
Plankton : This little piggy brought home a Krabby Patty, and this little piggy will help me drop it in. Any last words, SpongeBob SecretPants?
SpongeBob : I just have to say, I'm sorry I let Mr. Krabbs down. I let all of Bikini Bottom down. But most of all, I let you down, you delicate little Krabby Patty.
Plankton : Hmmm.
SpongeBob : I'll never forget your delicious, juicy, scrumptious, steamy goodness.
Plankton : Steamy!
SpongeBob : Made with 100% all-natural secret ingredients, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onions, all nestled together between two seaweed seed buns.
Plankton : Yes. Yes! *Yes!* Come to papa!
[He jumps at the patty, but bounces off and falls into the analyzer]
Plankton : Oh, boy.
[zap!]
Karen : Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
Plankton : [Appears on the computer monitor] Well, this stinks.
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SpongeBob : Hey, Squidward. We're going jellyfishing.
Squidward : Of course you are.
SpongeBob : Wait. Don't you want to join us? We made a net especially for you.
Squidward : [Sarcastic] Me? Go jellyfishing with you guys? Oh, that would be the best day ever in my book. I would love to go jellyfishing. I can't think of anything better to do in my day off than go jellyfishing with my two best friends, SpongeBob and, uh...
Patrick Star : Patrick.
Squidward : Right. But I can't. Goodbye.
SpongeBob : Next time, then?
Squidward : Oh, sure. Whatever.
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Squidward : One Krabby Patty for table two. SpongeBob, I don't have all day.
SpongeBob : [French accent] Oui oui! Un Krabby Patty, Monsieur. First, le patty.
[Tosses the patty in the air and catches it with his pores]
Squidward : Come on, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob : Next, les ingredients. Aiee!
[Tosses the ingredients in the air and catches them with his pores]
SpongeBob : Le mustard.
[Squirts mustard in the air and catches it in his eye]
Squidward : Le quit fooling around. Where's my Krabby Patty?
SpongeBob : Le hold on a second.
[Takes off his head, shakes it, and puts it back on]
SpongeBob : [Reaches under Squidward's nose and pulls out the completed patty] And voilá! It's under your nose.
[Laughs]
Squidward : Ha-ha! You're killing me, SpongeBob. Ha-ha! You really are.
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Plankton : You could say we're friends, right?
SpongeBob : Um, no.
Plankton : Acquaintences?
SpongeBob : No.
Plankton : Well, we're both invertebrates, right?
SpongeBob : I guess so.
Plankton : You see? Everything works out. I have something for you. I've been keeping it in my secret compartment.
[Reaches behind his back and pulls out a spatula]
Plankton : Ching! Sparkle sparkle!
SpongeBob : Wow! A golden spatula! It's even got my name on it.
Plankton : It's a gift. A gift from a friend. Friends give each other gifts. And tomorrow's my birhtday. And do you know what I like more than anything in the whole world?
SpongeBob : A booster seat?
Plankton : Booster seat? Hot dog!... I mean, no. What I want for my birthday from you, my friend is one of those tender... delicious... mouth-watering... Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob : [Gasp] You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on the Krabby Patty. And I bet it's not even your birhtday tomorrow.
Plankton : Gee, and I thought you were stupid.
SpongeBob : You'll never get a Krabby Patty from me. Even if we are friends. Never! Never! Never! Never!
Plankton : Oh, I'll get a Krabby Patty. And you're gonna hand-deliver it to me personally. You weak minded fool!
[Plays omninous music on his record player]
Plankton : Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Plankton : Spongebob, we're friends right? Friends do things for eachother. And tomorrow's my birthday. Do you know what I want?
SpongeBob SquarePants : A booster seat?
Plankton : Hot-dog! A booster seat! YES! I mean no. I want... a tender... scrumptious... juicy... Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [gasps] Plankton! I know what this is! You're just pretending to be my friend so you can get your hands on a Krabby Patty! And I bet tomorrow isn't even your birthday!
Plankton : Jeez. And I thought you were stupid.
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SpongeBob : [as Squidward returns home from the emergency hospital] Welcome home, Squidward!
Patrick Star : Merry Christmas!
SpongeBob : We're gonna make this your best day ever!
[Squidward turns his wheelchair around back out to the door, but then Spongebob wheels him back in the Tiki to a table where Patrick serves a bowl of hot soup]
SpongeBob : Well, your best day's sure not going to be out there.
Patrick Star : [excitedly] How about some soup on your best day ever?
[Squidward madly looks at the soup and sees condensed Alphabet Soup letters spelling out, "Best Day Ever" Patrick holds up a spoon, scooping the soup, but then blows the steaming hot soup. Squidward refuses to eat the soup]
Patrick Star : . Here we go! Oh, it's a little hot.
SpongeBob : [pulls the bowl away] I don't think soup is the best thing for him on his best day ever.
