SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Jellyfishing/Plankton! (1999)

Mr. Lawrence: Sheldon J. Plankton

Quotes 

• Plankton : Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.

  Squidward : Mediocre?

  Plankton : You pretentious, insignificant artist. Your sniveling creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste.

• Plankton : Hear me, Krabs. When I discover the formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I went to college!

• [Plankton has SpongeBob in his power and is about to make him drop a Krabby Patty into his analyzer] 

  Plankton : This little piggy brought home a Krabby Patty, and this little piggy will help me drop it in. Any last words, SpongeBob SecretPants?

  SpongeBob : I just have to say, I'm sorry I let Mr. Krabbs down. I let all of Bikini Bottom down. But most of all, I let you down, you delicate little Krabby Patty.

  Plankton : Hmmm.

  SpongeBob : I'll never forget your delicious, juicy, scrumptious, steamy goodness.

  Plankton : Steamy!

  SpongeBob : Made with 100% all-natural secret ingredients, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onions, all nestled together between two seaweed seed buns.

  Plankton : Yes. Yes! *Yes!* Come to papa!

  [He jumps at the patty, but bounces off and falls into the analyzer] 

  Plankton : Oh, boy.

  [zap!] 

  Karen : Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.

  Plankton : [Appears on the computer monitor]  Well, this stinks.

• Plankton : You could say we're friends, right?

  SpongeBob : Um, no.

  Plankton : Acquaintences?

  SpongeBob : No.

  Plankton : Well, we're both invertebrates, right?

  SpongeBob : I guess so.

  Plankton : You see? Everything works out. I have something for you. I've been keeping it in my secret compartment.

  [Reaches behind his back and pulls out a spatula] 

  Plankton : Ching! Sparkle sparkle!

  SpongeBob : Wow! A golden spatula! It's even got my name on it.

  Plankton : It's a gift. A gift from a friend. Friends give each other gifts. And tomorrow's my birhtday. And do you know what I like more than anything in the whole world?

  SpongeBob : A booster seat?

  Plankton : Booster seat? Hot dog!... I mean, no. What I want for my birthday from you, my friend is one of those tender... delicious... mouth-watering... Krabby Patties.

  SpongeBob : [Gasp]  You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on the Krabby Patty. And I bet it's not even your birhtday tomorrow.

  Plankton : Gee, and I thought you were stupid.

  SpongeBob : You'll never get a Krabby Patty from me. Even if we are friends. Never! Never! Never! Never!

  Plankton : Oh, I'll get a Krabby Patty. And you're gonna hand-deliver it to me personally. You weak minded fool!

  [Plays omninous music on his record player] 

  Plankton : Ha-ha-ha-ha!

• Plankton : Spongebob, we're friends right? Friends do things for eachother. And tomorrow's my birthday. Do you know what I want?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : A booster seat?

  Plankton : Hot-dog! A booster seat! YES! I mean no. I want... a tender... scrumptious... juicy... Krabby Patty.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [gasps]  Plankton! I know what this is! You're just pretending to be my friend so you can get your hands on a Krabby Patty! And I bet tomorrow isn't even your birthday!

  Plankton : Jeez. And I thought you were stupid.

• Plankton : SpongeBob, that's my Krabby Patty! Give it back, you porous freak! I command you! My patty! Nooo! I'll settle for some fries.

• Plankton : Brace yourself, SpongeBob. This is my lab...

  [Spongebob walks into room and picture of golden labrador in background of room barking, he then walks into next room] 

  Plankton : And this is my labratory!

• Plankton : Well, this stinks.

• [inside the Chum Bucket] 

  SpongeBob : There's no one here.

  Plankton : Don't remind me.