SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Krab Borg/Rock-a-Bye Bivalve (2002)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
Quotes
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Squidward : Why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated "Arr!"
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Squidward : We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs. But how?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, in the movie, the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.
Squidward : They poop on the robot?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop. Ask questions, get information.
Squidward : I never thought I'd say this, but SpongeBob, let's get that poop.
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Mr. Krabs : [SpongeBob and Squidward approach him with angry looks on their faces] Oh, hello, boys, what can I do for you?
[SpongeBob and Squidward shut the door and lock it]
Mr. Krabs : Heh, heh, why did you lock the door?
[nervously]
Mr. Krabs : Why do you have that rope? Who's watching the cash register?
[SpongeBob and Squidward attack him and tie him to a chair]
Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob!, Squidward! What is the meaning of this? Untie me this instant!
Squidward : [slaps him] Shut up!
Mr. Krabs : Sweet Davy Jones! What the heck is going on?
Squidward : I said, shut up, you bucket of bolts!
[slaps him again]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I can't take it!
[runs off crying]
Squidward : SpongeBob, are you okay?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch!
Squidward : No, that's not Mr. Krabs, that's Robot Krabs!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, yeah.
Squidward : And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Right.
[walks up to Mr. Krabs and slaps him]
Squidward : SpongeBob, you got to ask him a question first.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, yeah.
[to Mr. Krabs]
SpongeBob SquarePants : What color is my underwear?
[slaps him again]
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[SpongeBob and Squidward see Mr. Krabs with red eyes, tongs, and dead batteries run into the bathroom]
Squidward : [to SpongeBob] I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [on the phone] Hello, operator, get me the Navy!
Computerized Voice : Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!
Squidward : NOT THE NAVY!
[speaking over intercom]
Squidward : Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots are taking over the world!
[no one moves]
Squidward : OUR WORLD!
[customers freak out and run out of the restaurant]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs : [runs up to the counter] What? What is it, boy?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?
[pretends to cry]
Mr. Krabs : Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break! Now get back to work!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either.
Squidward : SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much!
SpongeBob SquarePants : That's the final test, Squidward; the love test. Robots can't love.
Squidward : No, wait, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs : [runs up to the counter again] What is it, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!
[Mr. Krabs makes a blank expression on his face]
Mr. Krabs : Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.
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[about "Robot Krabs"]
Squidward : Um SpongeBob, how did that movie of yours end?
SpongeBob : ...the movie? OH! The ending was great! Turns out there were no robots, it was just their... imagination...
[Spongebob laughs nervously and looks at watch]
SpongeBob : Hey, it's time to feed Gary...
SpongeBob : [He bolts out the door]
Squidward : [Squidward begins sweeping nervously]
Mr. Krabs : SQUIDWARD!
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Mr. Krabs : [question for Squidward] You're gonna interrogate my blender? You're crazy!
Squidward : We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows.
[SpongeBob sets the blender on Mr. Krabs' desk. Squidward holds up a bat]
Mr. Krabs : [panicked] No, wait! What are you going to do to me blender? That cost me money!
Squidward : [to the blender] Where's Mr. Krabs? Not talking, eh?
[breaks the blender with the bat]
Mr. Krabs : No! That cost me $24.95!
SpongeBob SquarePants : I guess it didn't know anything.
Squidward : Go get the toaster.
[SpongeBob gets the toaster and puts it on Mr. Krabs' desk]
Mr. Krabs : No, not me toaster. That cost me $32.50!
[Squidward breaks the toaster. Then SpongeBob sets a food processor on the desk]
Mr. Krabs : $62.67!
[Squidward breaks the food processor with the bat. SpongeBob picks up a coffee maker and puts it on the desk]
Mr. Krabs : Four... Well, actually, that one was a gift.
[Squidward breaks the coffee maker]
Mr. Krabs : [screaming] NO!
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[SpongeBob and Squidward are accusing Mr. Krabs of being a robot, repeatedly asking the "robot" what happened to the "real" Mr. Krabs]
SpongeBob SquarePants : This is one stubborn robot.
Mr. Krabs : [in anger] WHAT? YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?
Squidward : We don't think. We know.
Mr. Krabs : That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I am Mr. Krabs!
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Squidward : Patrick go be stupid somewhere else!