SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III/Squirrel Jokes (2001)

Carolyn Lawrence: Sandy Cheeks, Girl #2

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [walks backstage]  Ah, another spectacular performance, SpongeBob.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [sees a note taped to his mirror]  Oh, what's this? A fan letter?

  Sandy Cheeks : [voiceover on note]  You were right, SpongeBob! Those jokes are funny! Come on over to the treedome tomorrow and celebrate. Sandy.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You did it, SpongeBob. You get to keep your career and your friends.

• Sandy Cheeks : [sees boy]  Hello, little critter. What's your name?

  Mom : [yanks boy]  Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid.

  Kid : Okay, Mom.

  Sandy Cheeks : [annoyed]  Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.