SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV/Doing Time (2002)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Mrs. Puff's Dad, Writer, Narrator, Fish #3, Fish #4
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Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [about using Mermaid Man's belt to return Squidward to normal size] If only I knew how to work this thing!
Patrick Star : Let me take a look at it.
[looks at the belt for a while]
Patrick Star : Hmmm, you know what the problem is?
SpongeBob SquarePants : What?
Patrick Star : You got it set to "M" for mini, when it should be set to "W" for "wumbo".
[turns the M on the belt upside down]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Partrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
Patrick Star : Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!
Squidward Tentacles : [looking down while he is being held in Patrick's hand] I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me?
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Squidward Tentacles : SpongeBob will you just face facts? You've shrunken everyone in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaid Man!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh Squidward he'll be so disappointed.
Sandy Cheeks : Well you can't leave us small forever!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [on the verge of tears] But you don't understand!
Mrs. SquarePants : [Spongebob's parents appear in the jar] SpongeBob you need to admit your mistakes
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mom?
Mermaid Man : Your mother's right son, Mermaid Man will understand
Barnacle Boy : You're Mermaid Man you old coot!
Mermaid Man : Oh yeah.
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[Spongebob is at the First Nautical Bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing away from the bank teller]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Alright, put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!
Bank Teller : Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [laughs, then turns around to face teller] ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!
Bank Teller : Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uhh, savings.
Bank Teller : May I please see some identification?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sure.
[he hands teller his Jellyfishers Club Membership card]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Here ya go.
Bank Teller : Thank you.
[briefly types on cash register]
Bank Teller : Sir, we are showing a balance of $0.00 for both of your accounts.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh.
Bank Teller : Next!
