SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Chocolate with Nuts/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V (2002)

Ernest Borgnine: Mermaid Man

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Quotes 

• [Mermaid Man is talking about his super hero costume] 

  Mermaid Man : Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?

  [pulls on his costume's "underwear" and snaps it] 

  Squidward : [grinning mischievously]  I can think of three good reasons.

• Mermaid Man : You fiends can't win. You're out-numbered.

  Barnacle Boy : You senile bag of fish paste. There are three of us and only one of you.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Make that two.

  ManRay : The Quickster.

  Squidward : three.

  Barnacle Boy : Captain Magma.

  Patrick : Four.

  The Dirty Bubble : The Elastic Waistband.

  Sandy : Five.

  Barnacle Boy : M-M-M-Miss Appear.

  Mermaid Man : And me makes 10. I think.

• SpongeBob : How about we help you?

  Mermaid Man : No, that's a terrible idea! I've got it! How about *you* help *me*?

• Mermaid Man : So, who wants to save the world?

  SpongeBob : I do!

  Patrick : I do!

  Sandy Cheeks : I do!

  Squidward : I don't.

  Mr. Krabs : Oh, yes you do, no world means no money! So go save the world, or you're fired!

  [Squidward crosses his arms and grumbles in protest] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Floppin' flounder, Mermaid Man! Makeout Reef!

  Mermaid Man : [pounding the table]  Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!

  Squidward : [smiling dreamily]  Ah, Makeout Reef. Good times, good times.