SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Christmas Who? (2000)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Patchy the Pirate, Narrator, Old Fish, Singer #1, Gary, Jellyfish
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Quotes
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Squidward : My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom will stop paying any attention to the inane drivel that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Gee, Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Santa! This is the greatest gift you could've given me! Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom.
Squidward : [as Santa] I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob. *You* did.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [devoutly] The hopes of everyone rests on the success of its maiden voyage.
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Sandy Cheeks : Don't you know a Christmas tree when you see one?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Christmas who?
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Squidward : What do you want, can't you see that I'm busy?
Patrick , SpongeBob SquarePants : Step outside, we've got something for you to see!
Squidward : Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately
Patrick , SpongeBob SquarePants : Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree
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Patchy : [to Potty] You I'm ignoring
[to the audience]
Patchy : No it's time to open fan letters.
Potty : Here you go.
[refuses to give Patchy the letter and starts squawking]
Patchy : Thank you Potty. Okay Potty thank you.
[Potty still isn't giving the envelope]
Patchy : Come on give it you bird brain.
[frustrated]
Patchy : Quiet Infernal Bird!
[cuts the string holding Potty up]
Potty : Wahhhh!
[falls on the ground]
Patchy : This letter comes to us from
[the narrator interrupts talking over Patchy]
Narrator : Name and address withheld.
Patchy : [tears open the envelope and puts on his reading glasses] and he writes Dear SpongeBob I'm 10 years old and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do. Sincerely yours,
[the signature is censored out]
Narrator : Name and address withheld.
Patchy : A very good question. But did you know that they didn't always celebrate Christmas.
Potty : They didn't?
Patchy : Oh sure my fine feathered little neck of pain.
[yanks on the string very hard]
Puppeteer : Woah!
[falls from the ceiling and lands on the ground hard]
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Patchy : [putting an ornament on the tree] There was a time when nobody even heard of Christmas. Hey who wants to hear the story of SpongeBob's Very First Christmas?
Potty : [in pain] Squawk.
Patchy : Potty?
[we see the bowl which had cookie dough in it is now empty]
Patchy : You ate all me cookie dough!
Potty : [Potty's body falls off] Squouch!
Patchy : Oh well, on with the show.