SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Christmas Who? (2000)

Jonathan Silsby: Puppeteer

Quotes 

• Patchy : [to Potty]  You I'm ignoring

  [to the audience] 

  Patchy : No it's time to open fan letters.

  Potty : Here you go.

  [refuses to give Patchy the letter and starts squawking] 

  Patchy : Thank you Potty. Okay Potty thank you.

  [Potty still isn't giving the envelope] 

  Patchy : Come on give it you bird brain.

  [frustrated] 

  Patchy : Quiet Infernal Bird!

  [cuts the string holding Potty up] 

  Potty : Wahhhh!

  [falls on the ground] 

  Patchy : This letter comes to us from

  [the narrator interrupts talking over Patchy] 

  Narrator : Name and address withheld.

  Patchy : [tears open the envelope and puts on his reading glasses]  and he writes Dear SpongeBob I'm 10 years old and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do. Sincerely yours,

  [the signature is censored out] 

  Narrator : Name and address withheld.

  Patchy : A very good question. But did you know that they didn't always celebrate Christmas.

  Potty : They didn't?

  Patchy : Oh sure my fine feathered little neck of pain.

  [yanks on the string very hard] 

  Puppeteer : Woah!

  [falls from the ceiling and lands on the ground hard]