- Patrick: We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here. WE STOLE A BALLOON!
- Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: It's pants on fire, Patrick.
- Patrick: Well you would know, liar.
- SpongeBob Squarepants: But at least it's warm around the fire.
- Patrick: Hey, if we're under water, how can there be a...
- [Fire goes out]
- Patrick: I'm scared, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hibernation? What's that?
- Sandy Cheeks: It's when I sleep all winter.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Can I do that?
- Sandy Cheeks: No, silly. It's a mammalian thing.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is one-hundred-percent ma-male.
- Sandy Cheeks: [Leadind a search for SpongeBob] Status report!
- Male Fish: [Covered in sea urchins] He's not in the poison sea urchin beds.
- Sandy Cheeks: Well, look again!
- Female Fish: [Covered in leeches] He's not in the leech farm.
- Sandy Cheeks: Well, look again!
- Squidward Tentacles: He's not in my thoughts.
- Sandy Cheeks: Well, think again!
- Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob's tie, and all his other little dressings? But -But SpongeBob always folds his clothes before running around... in the nude!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [Pulls out two candy bars] Look what I've got!
- Patrick: [excited] Rectangles!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Not just any rectangles, candy bars!
- Patrick: [staring with amazement] Ooh!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [hands one to Patrick] All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives.
- Patrick: Thanks Spongebob I think I'll eat it now
- [quickly scarfs it down and breaths a sigh of relief]
- Patrick: I think I'll eat it now
- [bites his hand forgetting he had eaten the candy bar]
- Patrick: Ow!, hey where'd my candy bar go?
- [digs in the sand looking for it]
- Patrick: I must have dropped it!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You just ate it Pat, it's all over your face.
- Patrick: [continues looking for the candy bar he forgot he ate] I can't find it!, where could it possibly be?
- [looks at Spongebob holding his candy bar]
- Patrick: Aha!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What?
- Patrick: [jumps out of the hole he dug and accusingly points at Spongebob] You stole my candy bar!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No I didn't.
- Patrick: Oh so that's how it is huh?, once a thief always a thief!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You ate yours
- [points at the candy bar]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: this is mine.
- Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm going to starve!
- [shows a closeup of Patrick's fat and bloated stomach full of cellulite]
- [Talking about the advantages of being felons]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: And you get to talk tough.
- [gruff voice]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
- Patrick: Let me try. Uh... hey, punk.
- Patrick: And we can fly!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah!
- [He springs into the air backwards, falls screaming off the cliff edge and lands on a ledge with a crash]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, we still can't do that.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?
- Bodybuilder: Ja. Buns und t'ighs.