SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
SpongeBob Meets the Strangler/Pranks a Lot (2004)
Tom Wilson: Strangler
Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Bodyguard, let me just take this opportunity to say that you're the best bodyguard a fella could hope to have.
Strangler : Alright, enough of the sappy talk. Open the door so I can strangle you- I mean, uh, uh, choke you, I mean, uh, crush you with my- Gahhhh! I mean...
SpongeBob SquarePants : Protect me?
Strangler : Uh, thanks.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Don't mention it, Strangler.
[He gasps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I mean, bodyguard.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : So, Patrick's the Strangler? Gee, you think you know a guy.
Strangler : [exploding] He's not the Strangler!
SpongeBob SquarePants : He's not?
Strangler : [rips off his fake mustache] I AM!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?
Strangler : Oh, it's a FAKE, you idiot! I bought it at the party store!
Squidward Tentacles : [the partygoers suddenly return] Did someone say "party"?
Strangler : AAH!
[crashes through wall]
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[SpongeBob has accidentally jumped into the Strangler's eyesockets]
Strangler : Get your cleats out of my eyesockets!
[SpongeBob tries to pull his leg out of one of the Strangler's sockets]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!