- Patrick Star: [Spongebob gets locked out of his house, so he calls at the phone booth. Phone rings and Patrick answers] Hello, Squarepants residence. What?
- [covers 1 ear]
- Patrick Star: I'm sorry, what?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, it's me, Spongebob!
- Patrick Star: [with a confused look on his face] You wanna talk to Spongebob?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes... .no, Patrick! I'm Spongebob! I'm outside!
- Patrick Star: [opens the door] Ok, hold on. Spongebob, you out here? Phone's for you!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What? I--no Patrick, wait!
- Patrick Star: [as Spongebob runs towards the door, Patrick slams it closed] I'm sorry but he's not out there!
- Scooter: Hey, dude, if you're looking for Spongebob, he's over by that punch bowl.
- Patrick Star: [drops the phone in the punch bowl with an ice sculpture of Spongebob's head] Thanks. Here you go, Spongebob.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [looking through the window noticing the bathroom window opened] Phone in punch bowl? That's not even on the schedule!
- Potty: [squawks] What a rip-off.
- Patchy the Pirate: It's a forty dollar value, Potty! A forty dollar value!