SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Algae's Always Greener/SpongeGuard on Duty (2002)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Narrator, Old Man, Fish #83

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : A customer ordered a medium soda, and I gave him a large! I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!...

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm every bit as good as Larry, and if I'm not, then may I be struck by...

  [rumble of thunder] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : ...a flying ice cream truck.

  [a shadow forms over SpongeBob; chimes play] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And live!

  [the flying ice cream truck stops short of crushing Spongebob] 

  Larry the Lobster : [on megaphone]  Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Knick, knack, the patty's back! You did it, Mr. Plankton! Victory screech!

• [SpongeBob is trying to keep people from going in the water] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Uhh... there are sharks in there!

  Shark Dad : Hey, that's my family you're talking about!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Uhh... Sea monster!

  Sea Monster : You know, we sea monsters have made great strides in the fields of science and literature.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Uhh... Somebody went?

• Larry the Lobster : How would you like to take the second shift?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : By myself?

  Larry the Lobster : Only if you think you're ready.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm not just ready. I'm ready, Freddy.

  Larry the Lobster : It's Larry.

• Larry the Lobster : [after saving Patrick and SpongeBob from drowning in the shallow end]  SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes, Larry?

  Larry the Lobster : You're not a lifeguard, are you?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Larry.

• Mr. Krabs : Enjoy your victory screech, Plankton, because someday the Krabby Patty formula will be mine!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You'll never get this formula, you twisted fiend!

  Mr. Krabs : Oh, but I will. Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

  [Mr. Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab, as Plankton perspires from nervousness] 

  Mr. Krabs : And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [handing Plankton a phone]  Phone call, Mr. Plankton.

  Mr. Krabs : [on the phone]  And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

• Larry the Lobster : You know, SpongeBob, the babes and the big chair are great, but the best part is knowing that you're the only thing standing between these good people and a watery grave. That's what it's all about. Their lives are in your hands now, 'cause I have a date with the tanning booth. So long.

  [he leaves] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : But... I can't swim. If only I had known that being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes.

• [Squidward is at the cash register reading a performance magazine when he notices SpongeBob beside him] 

  Squidward Tentacles : [with a forced smile]  SpongeBob, remember that little talk we had about personal space?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It's okay, Squidward! I'm official!

  [He gestures to his badge saying "Co-cashier"] 

  Squidward Tentacles : "Co-cashier"?