SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Just One Bite/The Bully (2001)

Dee Bradley Baker: Flats' Dad, Bathroom Fish, Priest, Angry Man, Customer 1, Ghost, Trash Fish, Paramedic

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, you can't eat all those Krabby Patties at once! *Squidward*!

  Squidward Tentacles : What's going to happen?

  [sarcastically] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Am I gonna blow up?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs!

  Squidward Tentacles : [gulps]  My thighs?

  [pull back on Squidward's enormous legs] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And *then* you'll blow up!

  [explosion; cut to an ambulance, where Squidward's head is on a seat, while his legs are in a bucket] 

  Paramedic : Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Flatts's dad?

  Flats' Dad : Why, yes I am!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Ok, see? I don't know where else to turn. Patrick couldn't help me, and Mrs. Puff only made it worse. I sat next to your son Flatts in school, and he is a fine boy and all, and I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but he wants to kick my butt.

  Flatts : [Already standing by his dad's boat]  Dad, what are you doing?

  Flats' Dad : [guilty]  Uhh, nothing son.

  Flatts : What did I tell you about talking to strangers?

  Flats' Dad : [nervously to Spongebob]  Now he's gonna kick my butt!