SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Just One Bite/The Bully (2001)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Doctor

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, you can't eat all those Krabby Patties at once! *Squidward*!

  Squidward Tentacles : What's going to happen?

  [sarcastically] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Am I gonna blow up?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs!

  Squidward Tentacles : [gulps]  My thighs?

  [pull back on Squidward's enormous legs] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And *then* you'll blow up!

  [explosion; cut to an ambulance, where Squidward's head is on a seat, while his legs are in a bucket] 

  Paramedic : Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.

• Squidward Tentacles : SpongeBob, if I were trapped in the bottom of a well for three years, and had nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first. And not just the extra ones.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : But it's good for you!

  Squidward Tentacles : Good for you? That thing is a heart attack on a bun!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Squidward. I meant... good for your soul.

  [Celestial light shines on SpongeBob, who has wings and a halo] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Oh, pluh-lease. I have no soul.

  [Fire appears behind Squidward, accompanied by sinister laughter. Squidward notices the sinister laughter and looks apprehensive] 

• [repeated line] 

  Squidward Tentacles : I've never had a Krabby Patty!

• Squidward Tentacles : [trying to find a place to eat a Krabby Patty without being spotted by SpongeBob]  What do I have to do? Eat one out of the garbage?

  [a bystander with a big belly walks up to the trash can with a partially eaten Krabby Patty] 

  Bystander : I wish I could eat this, but I'm so darn full. Oh well.

  [throws the Krabby Patty in the trash] 

  Squidward Tentacles : I had to say "garbage"... but okay!

• Squidward Tentacles : Look at them eating that garbage.

  [Notices Harold eating his Ultra Krabby Supreme and squirting the bottle of mayonnaise that Squidward had just given to him into his mouth] 

  Squidward Tentacles : It's disgusting, they're sickening. I hate Krabby Patties!