SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Just One Bite/The Bully (2001)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Old Man

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, you can't eat all those Krabby Patties at once! *Squidward*!

  Squidward Tentacles : What's going to happen?

  [sarcastically] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Am I gonna blow up?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs!

  Squidward Tentacles : [gulps]  My thighs?

  [pull back on Squidward's enormous legs] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And *then* you'll blow up!

  [explosion; cut to an ambulance, where Squidward's head is on a seat, while his legs are in a bucket] 

  Paramedic : Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [after Flatts tires himself out punching SpongeBob]  Do not cheer me, fellow adult students. Flatts is the real victim here. A victim of a society that's going down a violent road to nowhere... a road I call Violence Road.

• Squidward Tentacles : SpongeBob, if I were trapped in the bottom of a well for three years, and had nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first. And not just the extra ones.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : But it's good for you!

  Squidward Tentacles : Good for you? That thing is a heart attack on a bun!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Squidward. I meant... good for your soul.

  [Celestial light shines on SpongeBob, who has wings and a halo] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Oh, pluh-lease. I have no soul.

  [Fire appears behind Squidward, accompanied by sinister laughter. Squidward notices the sinister laughter and looks apprehensive] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Ahhh. He's going to kick my butt.

  Old Man : Hi there, nice day isn't it?

  Bystander : So you like kicking butts Old Man, do you? Well we'll show you!

  [crowd attacks old man] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [At Mrs. Puff's boating school arranging his pencils]  Excuse me, Miss?

  Nancy : I don't want to have to report you again.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [laughs and points to the 'Homework' pencil while the other two pencils say 'Quiz' and 'Essay']  I was just wondering... . Is the homework pencil on the left side of the paper next to the quiz pencil, or over on the right side all by itself? Or...

  Nancy : I think it goes stuck inside your... .

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait, I got it! The quiz pencil goes right over here next to the essay pencil

  [moves the pencil] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : and the essay pencil gets turned sideways toward the notepad,

  [turns it sideways] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : just in case I have to write an essay.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Why would Flats want to kick my butt? I didn't say two words to the guy.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [Flashback]  Hi. I'm SpongeBob.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [Present]  One, two... Oh, no, that's three! What am I gonna do?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [hiding in toilet; hears someone coming]  I've got to act natural.

  Bystander : [opens toilet, sees kitchen sponge floating in it]  Oh, that's real nice.

  [leaves] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [answering a pay phone at the boating school]  Death row. Next in line speaking.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Flatts's dad?

  Flats' Dad : Why, yes I am!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Ok, see? I don't know where else to turn. Patrick couldn't help me, and Mrs. Puff only made it worse. I sat next to your son Flatts in school, and he is a fine boy and all, and I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but he wants to kick my butt.

  Flatts : [Already standing by his dad's boat]  Dad, what are you doing?

  Flats' Dad : [guilty]  Uhh, nothing son.

  Flatts : What did I tell you about talking to strangers?

  Flats' Dad : [nervously to Spongebob]  Now he's gonna kick my butt!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Death row. Next in line, speaking.

  Patrick Star : Hi, I'd like to place an order for delivery.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [surprised]  Patrick, is that you?

  Patrick Star : Yeah, hey, Mario. Let me get a large double olive, doub...

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, listen, it's me, Spongebob! I need your help!

  Patrick Star : You working at Pizza Castle now?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What? No, listen. I'm in big trouble. There's this new guy at school and he wants to kick my butt! Listen, you're big and strong. Do you think you can come down here and rough him off a bit, just to get him off my back? Please, Patrick! I'm so scared. I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

  Patrick Star : No, they're not closed. I know you want olives.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, are you there?

  Patrick Star : Oh, I'm sorry, SpongeBob, but I was just talking to my old community college buddy: Flatts.

  [Spongebob is terrified while Flats is seen at Patrick's rock sitting on his couch enjoying a beverage] 

  Patrick Star : I bumped into him at the soda store, isn't that funny? It must've been years since we've seen each other. Well, let me get going. He's gonna go back to school soon. He said he's gonna kick somebody's butt.

  [Spongebob on the right side of a black background drops the phone and runs away screaming] 

  Patrick Star : Hello? Is this Pizza Castle?