SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Your Shoe's Untied/Squid's Day Off (2001)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Doctor

Quotes 

• Squidward : [to Spongebob]  Ah ha! I caught you now! You didn't think I knew you were the stick outside my window. Ha! Or the toilet in my bathroom, and then you were in my bathtub, and I, and, and you, and I, and then you... swam down the drain, and... beat me... to the krusty... krab.

• [Squidward runs down the street naked] 

  Squidward : The truth will be revealed!

  Patrick : Woo-hoo! Right on, Squidward!

• [Mr. Krabs drops a dime down a drain. He reaches his hand down the drain and grabs it] 

  Mr. Krabs : I got it, boy!

  [his hand gets stuck in the drain] 

  Mr. Krabs : What the? It's stuck! You gotta help me, SpongeBob!

  Squidward : You've gotta let go of the dime.

  Mr. Krabs : I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, hi, Squidward. How are those errands going?

  Squidward : What's that supposed to mean? I'm very busy.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm sure you are.

  Squidward : I don't like your tone.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [in high-pitched monotone voice]  I'm sure you are.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [regular voice]  How's that?

• Squidward : I just remembered I needed change for this dollar.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you want four quarters? Or ten dimes? Or twenty nickles? Or one hundred pennies? Or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickles and ten pennies? Or if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are...

  Squidward : Alright! Goodbye.

• Squidward : I think my heart just stopped.