St. Elsewhere (TV Series)
Haunted (1985)
Ed Begley Jr.: Dr. Victor Ehrlich
Quotes
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Dr. Victor Ehrlich : How much you trying to lose?
Dr. Elliot Axelrod : Oh, 10, 60.
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Your average leg.
Dr. Elliot Axelrod : Please, no more fat jokes.
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Sorry.
Dr. Elliot Axelrod : I hate being like this, the but of everybody's humor. You think it was fun growing up as a kid being called Axelfat?
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Axelfat?
Dr. Elliot Axelrod : That's right, go ahead, spread it around. Elliot Axelfat!
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : I wouldn't do that.
Dr. Elliot Axelrod : Why not?
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Cause you're talking to a guy who understands the cruelty of the playground. I've been there, pal. Entire fifth grade used to call me Albino, Bunny eyes, the Great White Nerd. There were jokes about a problem I used to have with my speech.
Dr. Elliot Axelrod : Oh, talking about your lisp, huh?
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Sibilant S's. Thank you.