- [first lines]
- Stuart Miller: [Skyler's showing up for her first day of work] Hey... there she is. 10 a.m. on the dot. Ready for your first day, huh?
- Skyler Dayton: I can't believe how early you guys open. It's like working on a farm.
- [Skylar is wearing a short party dress]
- Gavin P. Miller: Uh, Skylar that is quite an outfit.
- Skyler Dayton: Oh, I'm sorry. Too much?
- Gavin P. Miller: Too little!
- Stuart Miller: Just right.
- Brent: Tortoise, hare. Tortoise, hare. I'm the hare; I always finish first.
- Skyler Dayton: I bet you do!
- [last lines]
- Gavin P. Miller: Skylar, I'll see you tomorrow. Brent, you're fired.
- Brent: I don't get it.
- Skyler Dayton: I do!
- Katrina: Sorry I'm late. It took me a little while getting ready this morning.
- Stuart Miller: You wear makeup?
- Katrina: And heels, and a thong.
- [Stuart mutters inaudibly]
- Katrina: If Malibu Barbie thinks she can walk right in here and become the bookstore hottie, well then, she has got another think coming-
- [sees Skylar]
- Katrina: Oh God, even I want a piece of that.
- [Gavin is about to fire Skyler]
- Gavin P. Miller: I, uh, need to have a word with you in the office.
- Skyler Dayton: Oh-oh. Just like in school. I used to always get called into the principal's office because my little plaid skirts were too short.
- Stuart Miller: [mutters to Gavin] Why don't you just kill me?
- Skyler Dayton: Are you firing me?
- Gavin P. Miller: I am enabling you to seek other- Yes, I'm firing you.
- Skyler Dayton: Wow. I've never been fired before... by a guy.