- [last lines]
- Headmaster Keenan: Oh my! Well, what are you doing here?
- Charlotte: Pour me a drink and I'll tell you all about it, Head-master.
- Headmaster Keenan: Oh, snap!
- [first lines]
- Harold: Morning, Kat!
- Katrina: Oh, morning, Harold, I'll be right with you.
- Katrina: OK, large cappuccino. Oh, look at that, you got ten stamps on your card; this one's on the house.
- Coffee Cheater: Oh, great. Hey, thanks.
- Katrina: Trust me, if I had the power to give years back, I'd take the two years I spent dating that choreographer. How did I not see that?
- Gavin P. Miller: Do you know what goes on in public schools? Th-there's drugs, there's violence, and apparently everybody's running around having sex.
- Stuart Miller: Wow. Really is different than our junior high.
- [pause]
- Stuart Miller: High school.
- [pause]
- Stuart Miller: College.
- [pause]
- Stuart Miller: Now.
- Skyler Dayton: Private schools are no picnic. I went to an all-girl Catholic school, and I had a terrible time.
- Stuart Miller: Wouldn't still happen to have that uniform, would you?
- Skyler Dayton: Yeah, but it'd be really short and tight on me. Kinda reminds me about when I used to misbehave and get spanked with the ruler. Is that pretty much the picture you're looking for, Stuart?
- Stuart Miller: I would've preferred a tickle fight, but yeah.
- Gavin P. Miller: So, how'd it go with Keenan? You look tired; that's good. Late night?
- Skyler Dayton: Yeah, very late. It was so bad I had to go on another date after him to make sure I was still into men.