Stacked (TV Series)

You're Getting Sleepy (2006)

Pamela Anderson: Skyler Dayton

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Katrina : Hey, Scottie.

  Skyler Dayton : Yeah, what?

  Katrina : Check out this picture of Jude Law jogging with his shirt off.

  Skyler Dayton : You know, he just is not my type. I could never date a guy with better eyelashes than me.

  Katrina : Oh, come on! He is the most gorgeous man on earth and he keeps getting more gorgeous. Every time I think he is the most gorgeous a person can be. he outdoes himself. But no, I am pretty sure this picture is the most gorgeous someone can be.

  [turns the page] 

  Katrina : He did it again!

• Skyler Dayton : Gosh, you're every bit as pretty as Harold said. Yeah, I just... don't see the family resemblance.

  Zoey : Oh, that's because I acquired a higher than usual number of dominant genes from my mother's genome. Huh?

  Skyler Dayton : OK, now I see it.

• [last lines] 

  Harold : You two are perfect for each other.

  Gavin P. Miller : Wow! Thank you. Still all those mean things did just roll right off your tongue, didn't they.

  Harold : Believe me, if I had given you my approval it would have been the kiss of death.

  Gavin P. Miller : Wow. I do like Zoey.

  Harold : Well, welcome to the family.

  [he kisses Gavin on the forehead as Skyler enters] 

  Skyler Dayton : Eeuw. At least I thought I was kissing Bono.

• Skyler Dayton : You know, a friend of mine used hypnotherapy to get over his fear of sharks.

  Harold : Did it work?

  Skyler Dayton : Unfortunately, yes.