Star Trek (TV Series)
A Piece of the Action (1968)
Lee Delano: Kalo
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Capt. Kirk : The name of the game is called, uh... fizzbin.
Kalo : Fizzbin?
Capt. Kirk : Fizzbin. It's, uh... not too difficult.
Kalo : Mm-hmm.
Capt. Kirk : Each player gets six cards, except for the dealer, er, the player on the dealer's right, who, er, gets seven.
Kalo : On the right?
Capt. Kirk : Yes. The second card is turned up, except on Tuesday.
Kalo : On Tuesday.
Capt. Kirk : Mm-hmm.
Capt. Kirk : [exited] Ooh, look what you got, two jacks. You got a half fizzbin already!
Kalo : Hehe! I need another jack.
Capt. Kirk : No, no. If you got another jack, why, you'd have, er, a sralk.
Kalo : A sralk?
Capt. Kirk : Yes. You'd be disqualified.
Kalo : Oh.
Capt. Kirk : No, what you need now, is either a king and a deuce, except at night, of course, when you'd need a queen and a, and a four.
Kalo : Except at night.
Capt. Kirk : Right. Oh, look at that. You've got another jack!
[Kalo laughs]
Capt. Kirk : How lucky you are! How wonderful for you. Now, if you didn't get another jack, if you'd gotten a king, why, then you'd get another card, except when it's dark, when you'd have to give it back.
Kalo : If it were dark on Tuesday.
Capt. Kirk : Yes, but what you're after is a royal fizzbin, but the odds in getting a royal fizzbin are astron... Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin?
Spock : I have never computed them, Captain.
Capt. Kirk : Well, they're astronomical, believe me.
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Capt. Kirk : This, uh... this card game is a kid's game.
Kalo : You think so, huh?
Capt. Kirk : Oh, yes. Yes. I wouldn't waste my time.
Kalo : Who's askin' you?
Capt. Kirk : On, er, Beta Antares IV, they play a real game. It's a man's game, but, of course, probably a little beyond you. It requires intelligence.