Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Bar Association (1996)

Alexander Siddig: Doctor Julian Bashir

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Quotes 

• Doctor Bashir : What you have there is a sebaceous cyst.

  Chief O'Brien : I know it's a cyst, but it's getting bigger.

  Doctor Bashir : There's nothing to worry about. Dermatalogically speaking you're perfectly healthy.

  Chief O'Brien : Oh, I'm perfectly healthy, except I've got a disgusting cyst on the back of my neck. Now either I paint a nose, eyes, and mouth on it and pretend I've got two heads or you take it off.

  Doctor Bashir : I'll get you some paint.

  Chief O'Brien : Julian! Get it off me!

  Doctor Bashir : Alright, alright. But you know what they say: two heads are better than one.

  Chief O'Brien : Julian, I'm waiting!

• [Bashir has suggested to Rom to form a bargaining association to prevent exploitation] 

  Rom : You don't understand. Ferengi workers don't want to stop the exploitation, we want to find a way to become the exploiters.

  Doctor Bashir : Suit yourself. But I don't see *you* exploiting anyone.

• Chief O'Brien : [about his ancestor Sean O'Brien]  You know, he had the biggest funeral in all of Western Pennsylvania.

  Rom : [startled]  Funeral?

  Chief O'Brien : Mm. They fished his body out of the Allegheny River, a week before the strike ended. 32 bullets he had in him. Or was it 34?

  Doctor Bashir : Well - he died a hero.

  Chief O'Brien : He was more than a hero. He was a union man!

• [Leeta laughs at Miles and Julian as they enter the bar in ancient warrior costumes] 

  Doctor Bashir : I feel silly.

  Leeta : I like it. It shows off your legs.

  Chief O'Brien : There, you see? Your public has spoken.

  Leeta : [kisses Julian]  Have fun.

  [Myles and Julian walk through the bar to a holosuite] 

  Doctor Bashir : What'd you call this holosuite program of yours again?

  Chief O'Brien : The Battle of Clontarf. You, me, and a thousand stalwart Irish Warriors against a ravening horde of Vikings. It's like the Battle of Britain, only with swords.

  Doctor Bashir : How come *you* get to be High King?

  Chief O'Brien : I am a direct descendant of King Brian Boru. Besides, it's my program.

  Doctor Bashir : I suppose that's only fair.