Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Renaissance Man (2001)

Roxann Dawson: Lt. B'Elanna Torres

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Quotes 

• [the Doctor thinks his program is about to break down] 

  The Doctor : [to Janeway]  I've had something on my conscience for a long time. After I was first activated, I kept a record of what I considered to be your most... questionable command decisions. It's in my personal database. I hope you'll delete the file without reading it.

  The Doctor : [to Tuvok]  Mr. Tuvok. I violated the most sacred trust between a physician and his patient. I told Mr. Neelix about the cutaneous eruption you developed on your...

  [looks furtively around, realizing everyone else is listening] 

  The Doctor : That was indiscreet. I hope you can forgive me.

  The Doctor : [to Kim]  Ensign. At your recital last month, I told Lieutenant Torres that your saxophone playing reminded me of a wounded targ. I should have put it more delicately! I'm sorry!

  The Doctor : [pushing Kim aside]  Seven.

  Seven of Nine : You should remain still.

  The Doctor : You have no idea how difficult it's been, hiding my true feelings all these years, averting my eyes during your regular maintenance exams.

  [the Doctor's holomatrix starts to glitch] 

  The Doctor : [falling on his knees]  I know you could never have the same feelings for me, but I want you to know the truth. I love you, Seven.

  [his program glitches again] 

  Seven of Nine : Your cognitive algorithms are malfunctioning.

  The Doctor : [stands up and waves the others goodbye]  Goodbye, my friends! Speak well of me!

  [the Doctor disappears] 

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Is he...?

  B'Elanna Torres : No, I've got him.

  [the Doctor reappears, with his hand still held up] 

  The Doctor : What happened?

  B'Elanna Torres : I deleted the extraneous subroutines.

  The Doctor : I'm not going to decompile?

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : [dourly]  You'll probably outlive us all.

  [hands him back his mobile emitter] 

  Tom Paris : Doc... anything... else you'd like to confess?

• [the Doctor has taken on the appearance of B'Elanna, when Tom shows up with a covered tray] 

  Tom Paris : Well, I thought since you didn't have time for lunch under the stars, maybe you'd settle for the glow of the warp core.

  The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres : How thoughtful, but I'm... not hungry.

  Tom Paris : Well, I'm sure the baby is famished.

  [removes the cover from the tray to reveal a pile of chicken drumsticks] 

  The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres : A pregnant woman shouldn't eat this kind of food! Do you want to give me an arterial occlusion?

  Tom Paris : [scoffs]  One drumstick isn't gonna kill you. Besides, I won't tell the Doctor - if you won't.

• Lt. Tuvok : [bumps into the Doctor, disguised as Torres, in the hallway]  Lieutenant.

  The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres : [trying to mislead Tuvok]  I think the Doctor's heading for the escape pods.

  [Tuvok puts his tricorder away and points his phaser at the Doctor] 

  The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres : You wouldn't shoot a pregnant woman, would you?

  Lt. Tuvok : Come with me, Doctor.

  [the Doctor jumps off the wall, grabs Tuvok's phaser, and stuns him] 

• Ensign Harry Kim : Kim to Chakotay. Can you come to Astrometrics?

  The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres : [in Chakotay's voice]  Harry, I'll be right there. Chakotay out.

• The Doctor : [in Janeway's voice]  Janeway to Torres.

  B'Elanna Torres : Torres here.

  The Doctor : I'm having a little trouble with my replicator again. Can you take a look at it?

  B'Elanna Torres : I'm still working on those modifications you asked for. I'll send somebody else.

  The Doctor : I'd consider it a personal favor if you do it yourself, Lieutenant.

  B'Elanna Torres : I'll be there in five minutes.

  The Doctor : Thank you. Janeway out.

  [normal voice] 

  The Doctor : Computer, access Lieutenant Torres' holographic template and download the physical parameters into my program.

  [adjusts his holo-emitter to transform into Torres] 

  The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres : [notices the Torres hologram is missing the baby bump]  Computer, access medical file: Torres-3 and update her holographic template.

  [the baby bump appears] 

• Lt. Tuvok : [after the Doctor escaped with the warp core]  It is logical to assume the Captain never returned from the away mission.

  Chakotay : Do you have any idea where the Flyer is?

  Lt. Tuvok : The Doctor masked his ion trail.

  B'Elanna Torres : Engineering to Chakotay.

  Chakotay : Go ahead.

  B'Elanna Torres : We're ready to restart the impulse reactors.

  Chakotay : Acknowledged.

  [Engineering restores power and a discordant version of The Blue Danube starts playing all over the ship] 

  Lt. Tuvok : It's playing on every com channel on the ship.

  Chakotay : Computer, pause music.

  Voyager Computer : Unable to comply.

  Chakotay : Didn't the Doctor play this at his recital last month?

  Lt. Tuvok : Yes, and as I recall, he performed the piece flawlessly.

  Chakotay : Maybe the recording was damaged by the power loss.

  Lt. Tuvok : Or perhaps the Doctor altered the music deliberately.

  Chakotay : Why would he do that?