Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Someone To Watch Over Me (1999)

Ethan Phillips: Neelix

Quotes 

• Neelix : [as Tomin lies in sick bay]  I thought synthehol wasn't supposed to have this effect on people.

  The Doctor : Most people. The enzyymes that break down synthehol aren't present in his bloodstream.

  Neelix : Can you counteract the effects?

  The Doctor : I can synthesize the enzymes, but that'll take days.

  Neelix : Days? The Captain will be back in the morning.

  Lt. Tom Paris : Maybe he needs a cold shower.

  Neelix : If his superiors find him like this, he'll be banished from the colony, and our trade agreement will go right out the airlock!

  Tomin : Oh, Seven of mine...

  Seven of Nine : It may be possible to encode some of my nanoprobes to assimilate the synthehol molecules.

  Tomin : Assimilate me!

• B'Elanna Torres : [angry that Seven has been studying her and Tom's relationship]  I want all the data you've collected.

  Seven of Nine : I haven't completed the study.

  B'Elanna Torres : Then study this: Borg provokes Klingon. Klingon breaks Borg nose.

  Neelix : B'Elanna.

  B'Elanna Torres : [to Neelix]  Call sickbay. Tell them there's about to be a medical emergency.

• Chakotay : Neelix, is it my imagination or is our guest of honor drunk?

  Neelix : Commander, I tried! I had an itinerary, I even set up a prayer dais in his quarters, but I just couldn't control him. The Captain is due back in the morning with the Kadi minister. What do I do?

  Chakotay : Pray.

• Tomin : Who is that extraordinary female?

  Neelix : Seven of Nine.

  Tomin : I want to meet her.

  Neelix : Take a number.

• Tomin : Neelix, you've been most patient.

  Neelix : Well, that's my job - and it isn't over yet.