Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Chain Reaction (2000)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : [entering Maybourne's very empty apartment] Have ya heard of IKEA?
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : If it wasn't for SG-1, right now you'd be sittin' there with a snake in your head, instead of your head up your a...
General Bauer : [shouting] Colonel!
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Senator Robert Kinsey : How dare you come into my house waving a gun?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Not waving; pointing.
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : [to Maybourne] I see you're on that famous beer and mustard diet. How's that workin' out for ya?
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Senator Robert Kinsey : Given the chance, half of all American citizens won't even vote and the half that do vote are too stupid to know what they're doing.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Which explains how you got elected.
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : [Senator Kinsey's wife comes to the door while O'Neill and Maybourne are outside] Good afternoon, ma'am; I'm Mr. Starsky and this is... Hutch.