- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [talking about a firefight in an office] Witnesses?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: One. Some guy who was working overtime, spent most of the firefight under his desk, but was able to provide the descriptions of three individuals: big, tattooed, chain mail pants.
- Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: So it's either our Jaffa, or KISS is back on tour.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Where are you gonna be?
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Seattle.
- Agent Malcolm Barrett: How the hell are you gonna get there?
- [she gets beamed out]
- Agent Malcolm Barrett: Prometheus.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Beats flying coach.
- Ba'al: Although it's a far cry from some of the better worlds I've conquered in my days, this planet is not without it's charms. In retrospect, I'm actually glad we never succeeded in destroying it. That said, Earth is not without its drawbacks. The foremost being an alarming lack of privacy. My ships have been seized, my armies vanquished. I no longer present a threat to this galaxy. All I ask is to be left alone without having to worry about you, the Jaffa, or any of my former enemies coming after me, so... I'd like to offer the following deal: allow me to live out the rest of my days here on Earth in peace, without interference. In exchange for my, uh... freedom, I will follow your laws. You will never have cause to fear me again. I hope we can put the past behind us. I certainly have no desire to harm you or anyone else on this world. That said, you should know that I've placed a Naquadah bomb somewhere in the United States. Consider it a... uh... precautionary measure. If another attempt is made to capture me, I promise you, the consequences will be most dire.
- Ba'al: Over six hundred channels and nothing to watch. Think I'll turn in. We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow.