- Jack O'Neill: D'oh!
- Teal'c: What is it, O'Neill?
- Jack O'Neill: I forgot to tape The Simpsons!
- [Teal'c blinks]
- Jack O'Neill: It's important to me.
- Jack O'Neill: Could somebody bottom-line this for me?
- Dr. Janet Fraiser: Well, Sir, we could be looking at evidence that human beings evolved long before we thought they did.
- Dr. Francine Michaels: And maybe not even originally on this planet.
- Jack O'Neill: Darwin would be crushed.