- Jack O'Neill: Alright, I gotta know.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yes, I'm about to activate it.
- Jack O'Neill: No, no, no, no. Not that. What the hell does 'Kree' mean?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Well, actually, it means a lot of things.
- Jack O'Neill: Uh-huh.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Loosely translated it means attention, listen up, concentrate.
- Jack O'Neill: Yoo-hoo?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yes. In a manner of speaking.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: You have to understand, my Jack had the same face, same voice, same hands.
- Jack O'Neill: Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?
- Jack O'Neill: So it's possible there's an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you're talkin' about?
- Jack O'Neill: For all we know you could be her evil twin. But then we'd be dealing with clichés, and you know how I feel about those. No, actually, *you* know how I feel about those.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: If the Asgard could design this to give the gate extra juice, then they're just the little green men we're looking for.
- Jack O'Neill: They're grey, actually. Roswell grey to be exact.
- [Teal'c and his alternate meet in a parallel universe]
- Teal'c: [speaking Goa'uld] Kel'nok, Teal'c.
- Alt-Teal'c: [shocked] Kel'shak.
- Teal'c: Renounce Apophis as a false god and join us in our deliverance of this world and I will spare you.
- Alt-Teal'c: Shol'va!
- [Teal'c shoots his alternate self]
- Alternate Apophis: Who are you? My First Prime killed you before my very eyes.
- Jack O'Neill: I'm feeling much better, thank you.
- Jack O'Neill: [Kawalsky is pressing O'Neill about his being married to Samantha Carter in their reality] Kawalsky, in your Special Ops training, in your world, did they cover silence?