- Teal'c: If the coordinates are for a Goa'uld world which is not on the Abydos cartouche, the Goa'uld will most likely not expect us. I believe a medical attack could be successful.
- Jack O'Neill: Surgical attack, Teal'c. It's called a surgical attack.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Teal'c, what is this?
- Teal'c: It is a Goa'uld long range visual communication device. Somewhat like your television, only much further advanced.
- Jack O'Neill: [Slowly, imitating Homer Simpson] Mmmm... Gou'ald TV.
- Jack O'Neill: Think it gets Showtime?
- Jack O'Neill: I suggest the two of you figure out how get us back home.
- Samantha Carter: Sir, the only way to do that would be to turn this thing around and go back to where we started.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Right, I'll just go tell the pilot.
- Major General George Hammond: [to Major Ferretti, sternly] Let me make this clear: Your official mission is to bring back SG-1 for Court Marshall.
- [pauses, then softly]
- Major General George Hammond: Major, bring them back safe and alive.