- Coach Jefferson: There's a lot of teasing in the locker room, you know, just guy stuff. Fellas will call him "bologna for feet" or "sandwich feet" or "penis face".
- Ken: Oh mama! Just-a to think, da Pope-a he's a-coming to eat-a here!
- Various: I'm-a so proud! Da Restaurant looks-a so nice! And everybody put on there best white suits! So nice!
- Ken: He'll be here soon! So, let's-a get a quick bite to eat eh! Hahaha!
- Various: Ahhh! Here's da scauce!
- Ken: Oooooh! Look-a what you did to my nice white-a suit-a! And da pope is-a coming!
- Drifter: Where's-a da water Vincenio?
- Various: Scauce spills all over
- Drifter: Dis is-a no gooood-a! My nice white suit it's-a ruined! And the Pope-a will-a be here any minute!
- Various: Just be careful will the wine!
- Drifter: Oakaaay! Ohhhh oh no!
- Various: Dis is-a terrible! This is-a awful! Oh what are we gonna do-a? Look out-a for da mustard!
- Various: Oh no! Da mustard!
- All: Throws sauce on the wall, mustard is sprayed everywhere
- Drifter: Where am I gonna put da waste oil? Oh no!
- Ken: Look what you did to my nice white-a suit-a!
- Various: And-a here's comes-a da pope-a.
- Various: Hey! I'm-a da pope-a!
- All: Hey! Da Pope-a!
- Ken: Sorry it's-a such-a mess da Pope-a.
- Various: ...Dat's okay!
- Ken: Da Pope-a! He's-a so nice-a!
- Various: We got you-a a gift-a da Pope-a!
- Ken: Vincenzo! Give-a da Pope-a ALL da grape-a juice-a!
- All: Oh no!
- Various: Maybe dis will help-a, I don't know-a!
- Doug: Mock my style if it behooves thee, Mrs. Sanderson, but here stands I, Doug, unfettered and calm.