Jami Gertz: Judy Miller

Quotes 

• Judy Miller : So, you hit the ceiling when a senior asked Lauren to the dance, but it's okay for Brian to date a college freshman. Don't you think there's a little double standard there?

  Bill Miller : Not at all. I have one standard for Brian and another, different standard for Lauren. That way they each get their own.

  Judy Miller : I was gonna say that's the stupidest thing I ever heard but I wanna wait to hear what you have to say next.

  Bill Miller : All I'm saying is: girls are easily tricked. It's not their fault. They're born that way.

  Judy Miller : I'm glad I waited.

• Brian Miller : [irate, about Bill and Judy catching him kissing a girl in his bedroom]  Haven't you two ever heard of KNOCKING?

  Judy Miller : [seriously but then giggling]  Yeah, we just never thought we'd have to.

• Bill Miller : A pity kiss is still a kiss, son. And you know what that can lead to.

  Judy Miller : [patting Bill]  A pity marriage.