- Maxwell 'Mack' McDaniel: [about their boy's night out at a restaurant] You can come if you want.
- Judy Miller: You sure?
- Maxwell 'Mack' McDaniel: Yeah, but I gotta warn you about the language. You know, some of the guys are a little sensitive, so if you could, clean it up a little bit tonight.
- Lexi: [laughing] Sorry. Sometimes I snort.
- Bill Miller: Oh, let me guess. You're a Taurus. Ha-ha-ha.
- [to Judy]
- Bill Miller: I asked her if she was a Taurus.
- Judy Miller: I know.
- Bill Miller: Like the bull.
- Judy Miller: Oh, really. I thought you meant the car.
- Judy Miller: I ordered the ribs with the sauce on the side. You just brought me the sauce on the side.
- Lexi: Oh, you're right.
- [consolingly]
- Lexi: This is not your fault.
- Judy Miller: D'you have a good day at work?
- Bill Miller: [all in one breath] Oh, it's not work when you do something you love and I sell toilets so it's work.
- Judy Miller: [to the mailman, over flirting] We're not freaks. We' just been married a long time, so we need a little attention from strangers.
- Bill Miller: Which is what you provide for my wife.