- Judy Miller: Hey, kids, run upstairs and get your suitcases. Your grandparents are gonna be here any minute.
- Lauren Miller: Why do we even have to go? I hate that stupid train museum.
- Judy Miller: Because it's the third week of your three-week holiday break: Week #1 - we love ya. Week #2 - we like ya. Week #3 - get out!
- Bill Miller: Your suitcases should be by the door. We don't want Grandma and Grandpa hanging around. Once these old people sit down, it takes The Star-Spangled Banner to get them to stand up again.
- Linda Michaels: [unable to interest Helen in hearing about her A in psychology] Oh! Judy's running a fever. Maybe I should prep myself for surgery in case she needs my marrow.
- Bill Miller: Hello, fellow slaves.
- Brian Miller: Dad, when is Mom gonna get better? It's been days.
- Lauren Miller: Yeah. All this work keeps makin' me look forward to school, and that's just not right.
- Judy Miller: For two days my mom's been doin' everything - the cooking, the cleaning, the health insurance papers... It's like being a wife and mom without having the husband and kids.
- Judy Miller: [searching the mini-van for money] Aw, there's gotta be some toll money or somethin' around here. Ah! Bingo! In the glove box - change organizers. There's gotta be at least $20 here. That's my Brian.
- Bill Miller: Ah, he's also got a Yoda mask and an asthma inhaler.
- Judy Miller: Oh, at least we know our son's not sexually active.
- Bill Miller: Not on this planet.
- Bill Miller: [confronted by a new clerk] Where's Emma?
- Paco: She's gone.
- Judy Miller: She was just here two minutes ago.
- Paco: Yeah, Emma doesn't like to hang out after her shift ends, seeing as that's when the pay stops.