- Ginny Mitchell: Should I be flattered by that stare, or should I be looking for the soup stains on my dress?
- Rollin Banjo: My daddy always used to say families got together for three reasons. First, you got your weddings. Then you got your reunions. And then you got your funerals.
- Stingray: [as the DEA arrives] Your daddy ever say anything about surprise parties?