Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

Feather in the Storm (1999)

David Pasquesi: Stew

Quotes 

• Derrick Blank : Tell us another meat story, Stew!

  Stew : Okay, here's a good one. I was working at the butcher shop the other day and this guy comes in and I say 'Hey! You thinking about buying some steaks?' And he says 'No! I'm going to buy some steaks, I'm thinking about Poontang'.

• Stew : If you think this is my fault, just say so!

  Geoffrey Jellineck : Simmer down, Stew.

  Stew : I'm just so angry!

  Geoffrey Jellineck : Obviously you have a beef, Stew. But please don't stir things up. If we don't help Jerri now she could become a vegetable.

  Stew : Baloney!

  Geoffrey Jellineck : Let him talk!

  Stew : Him, who?

  Geoffrey Jellineck : Him, Me!