- Jerri Blank: All you need is some TLC and some vitamin P. What I'm trying to say, Paul, is I find you sexually attractive.
- Paul Cotton: Jerri, everyone in school says ...
- Jerri Blank: I like the pole and the hole, and right now, I'm as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don't you come to my crib after school and I'll make your pinky all stinky.
- Jerri Blank: Sorry about my step-mom. She can be so overprotective sometimes, you know.
- Paul Cotton: My mom's the same way. It's like living in a prison.
- Jerri Blank: Minus the beatings and the sodomy.