Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

The Trip Back (1999)

Paul Dinello: Geoffrey Jellineck

Quotes 

• Geoffrey Jellineck : Yeah, I used to get stoned. A few years back, I was pretty down. I had just started this job, and my plugs weren't taking, my parents were brutally murdered, and I was fat. So I turned to pot hoping it would solve all my problems. But you know something? The only thing it fixed was my life.

  Geoffrey Jellineck : I know it feels good. I know we've all read the "scientific" studies that say it's not addictive and that there are no side effects. But scientists don't smoke pot. We do. And that's the difference. Look, all I'm saying is if you still wanna smoke pot, then be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends. Think about it.

• Geoffrey Jellineck : If you're going to smoke Marijuana, be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends.... think about it.

• [in jail] 

  Geoffrey Jellineck : Why am I in a ladies' jail? I am a man!

  Jerri Blank : Faggot.

  [laughs] 

  Jerri Blank : My asshole's hungry, baby.

  [laughs]