Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

Trail of Tears (2000)

Stephen Colbert: Chuck Noblet

Quotes 

• Chuck Noblet : Now where did we leave off yesterday? Ah, yes, the rape of the American West by the soulless red man. Now, no one's really sure what the Indians were doing to the buffalo, but it must have been pretty damn sick, because millions of these noble animals committed suicide by jumping in front of the white man's guns.

• Chuck Noblet : Hey, this'll be fun. Let's have a debate. Jerri will defend the godless savages, and everyone else will attack Jerri.

  Jerri Blank : What?

  Chuck Noblet : Don't be afraid to get personal. The objective is to win, or, rather, to attack Jerri.

  Jerri Blank : I don't know anything about Indians because I'm *not* an Indian!

  Chuck Noblet : A cunningly savage denial, Jerri. Alright, fact: a peaceful, napping General Custer was murdered in his sleep by bloodthirsty Indians while he was on a family camping trip!