- [a mall security guard arrests Zack and Prince Sanjei for stealing clothes]
- Prince Sanjei: You are the one who's being in trouble.
- [clapping]
- Prince Sanjei: I banish you.
- Delilah: And yet, I'm still here.
- Zack Martin: [tells Sanjei and cody] This is a sure-fire plan!
- Cody Martin: [turns to Sanjei] That's what he says right before we get grounded.
- Zack Martin: I consider you more like a friend.
- Carey Martin: And friends don't give friends their allowances.
- Zack Martin: Hey ladies! Didn't I see you on the cover of I Like Blonde Guys magazine?
- [girls leave]
- Prince Sanjei: If you were a snake charmer, you'd be dead!
- [laughs]
- London Tipton: I looked out my window and saw this big, glowing disc in the sky!
- Cody Martin: That's called the moon.
- London Tipton: I knew that! And during the day, it's called the sun.
- [walks off]
- London Tipton: Maddie, if an alien were really cute, would you date him?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: No. I don't belive in long-distance relationships. Would you?
- London Tipton: Yeah. If his spaceship was a convertable.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Say, creme brulee?
- London Tipton: [imitating Maddie] Creme brulee.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Just order it to room service.
- [handing London the phone]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [Zack steps out of elevator] Playing elevator football again?
- Zack Martin: Yeah, you can be the cheerleader.
- [Cody's elevator opens]
- Zack Martin: Hut, hike!
- [tackles Cody]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [Mr. Moseby walks up from behind] 3,5,7,9, Moseby's gonna kick your behind!
- Carey: Zack?
- Zack Martin: Mom!
- Mr. Babalabaloo: Prince Sanjei!
- Prince Sanjei: Mr. Babalabaloo!
- Delilah: Carey?
- Carey: Delilah?
- Mr. Moseby: You two know each other?
- Carey: From my book club.
- Delilah: So, these are your twins.
- Carey: Unfortunately, yes.
- Alien #1: Boy humans are ugly!
- London Tipton: Who you callin' ugly Mr. Avacado-head?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: mmhhmmm
- [does the whole click,click thing while moving her head from side to side]