- Lois Lane: Sabotage?
- Clark Kent: Has to be. Luthor's too careful to foul up like that.
- Lois Lane: But who'd want to destroy Luthor?
- [notices Clark's look]
- Lois Lane: Well, yeah, but who'd be crazy enough to try?
- Brainiac: I needed a way of attracting your attention.
- Lex Luthor: There's always e-mail.
- Brainiac: Actually, I wanted to greet you in person. But as you can see, I'm not myself... yet. So far, I've used these drones, but they're far too primitive to finish the job. For that, I need your hands... and your brilliance.
- Lex Luthor: You flatter me, Brainiac, but I already have a day job.
- Lex Luthor: [after his Sky Sentry weapon fails during a press conference] Those jackals are going to crucify me!
- Mercy Graves: But it wasn't your fault.
- Lex Luthor: I know that! The question is, whose fault was it?
- Mercy Graves: I'll get on it right away.
- Lex Luthor: No! I prefer to investigate this matter firsthand. And alone.
- Clark Kent: Granted, Lois, Luthor does a lot of strange things. But what reason could he possibly have for trying to fool his own bodyguard?
- Lois Lane: Maybe he just needed some space. Haven't you ever noticed how she hovers over him, everywhere he goes?
- Clark Kent: But, Lois, that's her job.
- Lois Lane: It's no wonder why you're still single, Kent.
- [last lines]
- Lex Luthor: I'm waiting.
- [Mercy gets out of the limousine and opens the door for him. He gets in, and she trades a look with Superman, then drives off]
- Superman: Just a stray.
- Lex Luthor: Careful with that thing! I want the tech boys to analyze every circuit.
- Superman: You know, that's really a job for the military.
- Lex Luthor: They have no claim on Brainiac. Every single one of his parts is registered LexCorp property.
- Clark Kent: Hi. Clark Kent, Daily Planet. I need to ask Luthor a few questions.
- Secretary: *Mr.* Luthor is behind closed doors and doesn't want to be disturbed.
- Clark Kent: [surreptitously using his x-ray vision] Is that a fact? Tomorrow, I'm going to print a story suggesting possible sabotage within LexCorp. I think *Mr.* Luthor's friends at the Pentagon should find it fascinating reading.
- Brainiac: Why are you stopping?
- Lex Luthor: I'm not some infernal machine! I'm human. I need food and rest
- Brainiac: There's no time for rest. But if it's food you need...
- [one of his drones smashes open a vending machine]
- Clark Kent: I wonder what new toy Luthor's showing off to the brass today.
- Lois Lane: Whatever it is, I'm sure it's going to wind up on all their Christmas lists.
- Brainiac: So, we meet again, Lex Luthor.
- Lex Luthor: Brainiac!
- Brainiac: In the flesh, so to speak. I managed to survive your betrayal by downloading into these computers.
- Lex Luthor: They control the Sky Sentry.
- Lex Luthor: Ladies, gentlemen, thank you for joining me on this beautiful spring morning. As I speak, two Sidewinder missiles are being fired toward this very building.
- Lois Lane: [angry shouts from audience members] He's gotta have something up his sleeve.
- Clark Kent: I hope so.
- Lex Luthor: Quiet, please! The missiles will never make it here, thanks to... this.
- [a large weapon is unveiled]
- Lex Luthor: The LexCorp Sky Sentry. Its high-energy magnetic beam is designed to knock out the guidance system of any incoming missile. Activate.
- [the machine powers down]
- Lex Luthor: I said activate!
- Sky Sentry Operator: It's not responding, sir. The field setting's been reprogrammed!
- Superman: Why are you willing to risk your life for Luthor? What does he have on you?
- Superman: Nothing. Before I met him, I was living on the streets, like a stray dog. He took me in, made me what I am.
- [her handprint entry doesn't work]
- Mercy Graves: It's not working!
- Superman: I think I may be able to help.
- Mercy Graves: What are you doing here?
- Superman: Someone fired a bomb into Metropolis. I followed the vapor trail. Where's Luthor? Come on, Mercy. Your loyalty could end up getting him killed.
- Mercy Graves: According to the tapes, the last place he was seen was Sector 6, the R&D lab. He never came out.
- Superman: Wait here.
- Mercy Graves: No! I'm coming with you.
- Lex Luthor: I must admit a grudging admiration, Brainiac. These microcircuits are more advanced than anything I've ever seen.
- Brainiac: Or will ever see again.
- Lex Luthor: You can't kill me until I finish the job. And I'll rot in hell before I help you anymore!
- Brainiac: [downloading himself into his physical body] I believe I can take it from here.
- Mercy Graves: Security, I want to review all building tapes from the last 24 hours.
- Lex Luthor: It appears your little deception is starting to unravel.
- Brainiac: A minor problem, easily eliminated.
- Mercy Graves: Lex, I...
- Lex Luthor: I said I didn't want to be disturbed.
- Mercy Graves: But there's a reporter here with questions.
- Lex Luthor: I have no time.
- Clark Kent: Maybe he should *make* time.
- Mercy Graves: [blocking his way] Hey! One more step and it gets ugly.
- Clark Kent: [getting past her and opening the door to Lex's office] What are you trying to pull here? Where's Luthor?
- Mercy Graves: He... he was right here. You saw him.
- Clark Kent: [picking up a coffee cup] This coffee's ice cold. Nobody's been here for a while. Well?
- Mercy Graves: I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave, Mr. Kent. Now.
- Clark Kent: [stopping at the door] Do yourself a favor, Ms. Graves. Call me when your lord and master turns up.
- Lex Luthor: I don't need to tell you what this day means to me, my dear. You do have everything in place?
- Mercy Graves: Of course, Lex. You don't think I'd let you go out there half-cocked. What would you do without me?
- Lex Luthor: Let's hope it never comes to that.
- Brainiac: This morning's incident was not simple equipment failure.
- Lex Luthor: Who is this?
- Brainiac: If you want more answers, go to the research and development lab in sector 6.
- Lex Luthor: I'm the head of the world's largest multinational corporation! Don't you think someone will notice I'm missing?
- Brainiac: [creating a CG rendering of him] No one's irreplaceable.
- Lex Luthor: Ms. Graves, I'm still pursuing my investigation. Cancel my appointments for tomorrow. And no phone calls until you hear from me. Understood?
- Mercy Graves: Yes, sir.
- Brainiac: There. Shall we get to work?