Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Little Big Head Man (1998)

Tim Daly: Superman, Clark Kent, Bizarro

Quotes 

• Mr. Mxyzptlk : [as Bizarro randomly searches for Superman]  Uh, listen, Rock, I'm just spitballing here, but something inside me says... what about that place?

  Bizarro : [seeing the Daily Planet building]  Me try there.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Yeah, I figured. Oh, and, uh, one other thing.

  [Bizarro crashes through the entrance to an el tunnel] 

• Superman : [saving Lois from Bizarro]  I wondered who was pushing reporters out of windows.

  Lois Lane : Clark. I-Is he...

  Superman : A little shaken up, but he's fine. Now it's my turn to ask questions.

• Bizarro : [Superman takes a sonic blast meant for him]  You save me. Why?

  Superman : Because I knew Mxy tricked you. If it makes you feel better, he's done it to me. A lot. Now do you believe I'm not your enemy?

  Bizarro : Sorry.

  Superman : I accept your apology. And just to prove there are no hard feelings...

  Bizarro : [he's handed a grenade from Maggie's utility belt]  What this?

  Superman : [taking the pin out]  A peace offering.

  Bizarro : [inhaling knockout gas]  Hmm. Peaceful. Mm.

  Superman : That'll keep him quiet 'til I can fly him home.

• Lois Lane : Listen to this.

  Clark Kent : What?

  Lois Lane : Some maniac in a Superman costume just smashed up Mandel's department store. If I didn't know better, I'd say it sounded like...

  Bizarro : [crashing through a wall]  Where am Superman?

  Clark Kent , Lois Lane : Bizarro?

  Bizarro : Lois.

  Lois Lane : Ow, let go.

  Bizarro : Why you laugh at me? Me thought you my friend.

  Clark Kent : Now, I'm sure we can settle this calmly.

  Bizarro : [throwing him aside]  Go away!

  Lois Lane : [seeing him fall through a window]  Clark!

  Bizarro : No Clark. First, Lois answer to me.

• Mr. Mxyzptlk : This is so sad! I can't take it anymore!

  Bizarro : Who there? Where am voice from?

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : The greatest hero in the universe, reduced to saving rocks and playing house. If I'd stayed quiet one more second, I'd need a colossal barf bag.

  Bizarro : Ha! You funny little big-head man.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Mr. Mxyzptlk, at your service.

  Bizarro : Mr. Mzzy-Plzzy?

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Ah, don't bother. You'll give yourself a hernia.

• Superman : All right, Bizarro. How did you get here and what do you want?

  Lois Lane : Oh, I don't think he's in a mood to talk.

  Bizarro : [crashing through a window with Superman]  Why you not laugh now?

  [getting thrown down to the ground, Superman crashes through the roof of a tunnel] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [appearing in a car and honking the horn]  Out of my way, road hog!

  Superman : Mxyzptlk? I thought you promised to stay away from Earth forever.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : No, no, no. I only said I wouldn't come back and bother you. And I'm not. Old rock-head here is.

  Superman : And I can guess who got him riled up.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Well, I may have said a word or two in passing, but you really can't blame me for...

  [he screams and flees as Bizarro crashes through the ceiling; as Bizarro and Superman crash through a wall, he conjures a video camera and starts filming] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : I should be selling this to cable.

• Mr. Mxyzptlk : Kltpzyxm. Kltpzyxm!

  Superman : And you'd better split, too, if you know what's good for you.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Sorry, Super. The wet blankets that run my dimension said I gotta perform a good deed before they let me back.

  Superman : In other words, three months of community service.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [with a nervous chuckle]  Yeah. So, uh, press your cape?

  Superman : Actually... I have something more constructive in mind.

  Bizarro : [back on his planet]  Hello, citizens. It good to be back. World am safe. Me see no trouble.

  [silence] 

  Bizarro : Me say, me see no trouble.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [setting up a rock figure]  I heard you the first time! Okay, let her rip!

  [with a nonchalant whistle, Bizarro kicks a boulder down a hill] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Huh?

  [running out the boulder's way with a scream] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Watch it, you big jerk! Three months of this? I don't think so. I quit.

  [Krypto chases him up a tree] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Ahh! Nice doggy. Heel! Play dead! HELP!

  Superman : [watching on TV in the Fortress of Solitude]  Life am good.

• Superman : Listen to me, my friend. Mxy's playing you for a fool.

  Bizarro : Little big-head man my friend. Him say you enemy.

  Superman : Him lie like rug. Trust me.

• Mr. Mxyzptlk : You see, Rocky, I've had my eye on you for a while. And, brother, did you get a raw deal from that lunkhead Superman.

  Bizarro : But Superman am friend. He give me planet to protect.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [imitating a buzzer]  EHHH! Wrongo. Superman played you for a chump, chum.

  [conjuring a real TV and remote control] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : The real reason he stuck you here was to get rid of you. He was jealous of your great powers, and couldn't stand the competition. See? Out of Earth, out of mind. Wanna see what your "pal" really thinks of you?

  [he turns on a cartoon featuring Flintstone-ish caricatures of Superman, Lois, Supergirl, Lex, and Jimmy Olsen] 

  Superman : [imitating Bizarro's broken manner of speaking]  Look at me. Me am Bizarro. Me great big dummy.

  [they all laugh] 

  Bizarro : [smashing the TV]  Them no laugh at *me*. Me make Superman pay!

  [flying into space and choking from the lack of oxygen] 

  Bizarro : No air.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Oy. Amateur.

  [snapping them to Earth] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Now, you were saying?

  Bizarro : [flying away]  Me make Superman pay.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : That's my boy!

• Mr. Mxyzptlk : I hope I ain't missed the massacre.

  [bumping into Bizarro] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Whoa, Rocky. Where you going? Supershlub's that way.

  Bizarro : [grabbing the front of his suit]  Why bad men shoot at me?

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Hey, easy on the material, Frankenstein.

  Bizarro : Send bad men away, little big-head. Send them away.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : I'd love to help you, Rocky, but power-wise, my tank is dry.

  Bizarro : No!

  [shaking him] 

  Bizarro : Send them away. Do it!

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [getting shaken again]  Kltpzyxm. Kltpzyxm!

  [remembering his powers don't work] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Oh, mama, this was a bad idea.